Sakura and Tenten were frantically searching Tenten's apartment. "I can't find it!" Sakura sat down, panting.
"I think I know who took it." Tenten growled.
"Who?"
"Neji." Tenten growled.
Sakura and Tenten burst through the door and ran flat-out into Lee. "What's the rush, eh?" he asked, grinning as usual.
"Neji stole my hairdryer. I'm going to get it back." Tenten pushed past Lee and ran. Sakura gave lee a quick kiss on the lips and followed Tenten.
Lee sighed and closed Tenten's door. When would Neji learn that stealing Tenten's hairdryer wasn't worth the trouble?
Neji heard a noise behind him, but disregarded it. Suddenly, his arms were pinned to his sides. "Who-"he stopped short when he saw a flash of pink in his peripheral vision. "Sakura, why are you doing this?" he growled, knowing better that to fight. She had the Hokage's super strength. She could break his arms on a whim.
"Give it back." Tenten growled from somewhere to his right.
"Give what back?" Neji asked, honestly confused.
Tenten walked in front of him and smacked him across the face. "Give me back my hairdryer," she snarled.
"WHAT?" Neji yelled, "That's what this about?" Sakura smacked him hard across the back of the head. "What was that for?"
"Just give it to her" Sakura sighed.
Neji sighed in frustration, "I don't ha-"he began. Tenten's fist stopped him by smashing into his face.
"I do-"this time Tenten punched him in the gut. "Stop lying, Neji! This is the third time this week!"
"I didn't take it!" he insisted.
Tenten sighed. "I guess we have to do this the hard way. INO!!" Ino ran over carrying a bowl and a kunai. She handed them to Tenten and walked over to Neji. As Tenten approached, Ino held Neji's head still. "Give it back or we'll give you a bowl cut." She growled, placing the bowl on his head.
Sakura could feel Neji begin to sweat. "No! I swear I don't have it!" he yelled as Tenten aimed the kunai "Stop! No! I don't- NOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Sasori heard a strange noise coming from Deidara's bedroom. He walked in to find Deidara aiming a strange device at his wet hair.
"Um… Deidara?" he asked hesitantly, "What is that?"
"It's a hairdryer. Like Itachi's except louder." He replied, pointing it at his bangs, making them float eerily.
"Where did you get it?" Sasori asked
Remember that girl from Konoha with the Mickey Mouse ears?" Deidara asked
"Um… Mickey Mouse?"
"The one with the buns on the top of her head."
"The weapon master?"
"Yeah. I stole it from her."
"Okay…. I'm just not going to say anything, Blondie."
Deidara sighed and moved on to dry other parts of his hair.
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Elsewhere in the Akatsuki base
"I passed Go. Could you hand me $200, Itachi?" Kisame asked.
"Su-" Itachi broke off with a violent shudder.
"What's wrong?" Kisame asked.
"I just felt an odd disturbance in the Force" Itachi muttered, "Like some poor fool just got a bowl cut."